Saturday, November 11, 2017

Top 10 List - Megow Kids Excuses


10
"Clean your room" 
"I can't because I lost Sausage (a 6 foot stuffed giraffe). I need him to help me ram the door open."

9
"Load up in the van for school"
"Nah. I've decided I'm retiring from school."


8
"Take a bath"
"We can't. We made perfume from the ditch water, and it will wash off."

7
"Take out the trash"
"I broke my leg and can't walk good with my cast"



6 
"Come in from playing outside" 
"No. I live outside now with the aminals. I just peed on the trampoline to mark my territory."

5 
"Wear socks with your shoes" 
"I can't because I'm famous in my class for smelly feet."


4
"Eat your dinner"
"I'm not hungry because I just licked the cat."

3 
"Put on clothes"
"I run faster naked."


2
"Do your homework"
"My brain melted at school. I told you not to make me wear long sleeves."

1 
"Time to wake up"
"We all need to sleep in today. *Stares at my face*  But not as much as you... You look gross...  Dad, trust me you need beauty sleep today."

"Pfffff, you guys don't know nothin'. I look good."

Be Blessed and Be a Blessing,
Seth

1 comment:

  1. hehehe all the excuses are very cute. the kids in the pictures are very adorable. I remember my daughter used to make up things like this .

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