Top 10 List: Megow Kids Excuses

10

"Clean your room" 

"I can't because I lost Sausage (a 6 foot stuffed giraffe). I need him to help me ram the door open."

9

"Load up in the van for school"

"Nah. I've decided I'm retiring from school."

8

"Take a bath"

"We can't. We made perfume from the ditch water, and it will wash off."

7

"Take out the trash"

"I broke my leg and can't walk good with my cast"

6 

"Come in from playing outside" 

"No. I live outside now with the aminals. I just peed on the trampoline to mark my territory."

5 

"Wear socks with your shoes" 

"I can't because I'm famous in my class for smelly feet."

4

"Eat your dinner"

"I'm not hungry because I just licked the cat."

3 

"Put on clothes"

"I run faster naked."

2

"Do your homework"

"My brain melted at school. I told you not to make me wear long sleeves."

1 

"Time to wake up"

"We all need to sleep in today. *Stares at my face*  But not as much as you... You look gross...  Dad, trust me you need beauty sleep today."

Be Blessed and Be a Blessing,
Seth