10
"Clean your room"
"I can't because I lost Sausage (a 6 foot stuffed giraffe). I need him to help me ram the door open."
9
"Load up in the van for school"
"Nah. I've decided I'm retiring from school."
8
"Take a bath"
"We can't. We made perfume from the ditch water, and it will wash off."
7
"Take out the trash"
"Come in from playing outside"
"No. I live outside now with the aminals. I just peed on the trampoline to mark my territory."
5
"Wear socks with your shoes"
"Eat your dinner"
"I'm not hungry because I just licked the cat."
3
"Put on clothes"
"Do your homework"
"My brain melted at school. I told you not to make me wear long sleeves."
1
"Time to wake up"
"We all need to sleep in today. *Stares at my face* But not as much as you... You look gross... Dad, trust me you need beauty sleep today."
Seth