What do think the term "pet peeve" means?
Stevie: "Things you don't like, but they always happen."
Neela: "That's when you have a pet and it pees a lot."
Titus: "Dad. I'm not dumb. That's a made up word."
Olive: *lays head on table* "42"
(Dad explains what it means)
What is your biggest pet peeve?
Stevie: "Buying and picking out clothes. I hate clothes. I wish we were like animals and had fur. That way I wouldn't have to wear clothes. Plus, I would always be warm and cozy."
Neela: "Not having a dog. I need a dog dad."
Titus: "When people litter."
Olive: "These questions."
What is something that dad says that gets on your nerves?
Stevie: "Clean your room."
Neela: "When you tell me that I can't lick your hair like a cat."
Titus: "No more screen time or my brain will rot."
Olive: "No."
What is something that dad does that gets on your nerves?
Stevie: "When you fart. It's so bad."
Neela: "You don't let me watch scary movies."
Titus: "When you sing the Rudolph song to make us not fight."
Olive: "When you make me be in nature. I like inside and snacks, not hiking and bugs."
What is the worst part about going to school?
Stevie: "Not seeing dad."
Neela: "Not learning about more animals. Math is dumb. I wish I could go to an outside nature school."
Titus: "I like all the parts of school and I love my teacher."
Olive: "Waking up."
What is your least favorite part of the day?
Stevie: "I don't have a least favorite part."
Neela: "The part about when I remember I don't have a dog."
Titus: "Doing homework."
Olive: "Right now."
Worst movie ever?
Stevie: "Nightmare before Christmas. I saw a part of it one time. I hated it."
Neela: "Mickey Mouse."
Titus: "Pokemon. It's so annoying."
Olive: "Grown up shows."
Grossest food ever?
Stevie: "Popcorn"
Neela: "Black Eyed Peas."
Titus: "I like everything."
Olive: "Olives"
When you grow up, what is the one job you would never want to do?
Stevie: "Surgery"
Neela: "A butt doctor"
Titus: "Nurse"
Titus: "Nurse"
Olive: "A grown up"
What is the hardest part about being a kid?
Stevie: "That I won't be a kid forever."
Neela: "That I don't have a phone so I can't order pizza."
Titus: "Not being able to see aquariums whenever I want."
Olive: "You can't drive to Dairy Queen when you are a kid."
What is the hardest part about being the oldest? Or what do you think it would be if you were?
Stevie: "Taking care of everything"
Neela: "I wouldn't be able to sleep outside."
Titus: "Going to longer schools and waiting."
Olive: "Stevie."
What is the hardest part about being the middle child? Or what do you think it would be if you were?
Stevie: "Never being able to do anything fun."
Neela: "I can't open doors. I just follow people and run in the door behind them."
Titus: "I can't bring electronic things with me to town."
Olive: "This is ridiculous."
What is the hardest part about being the only boy? Or what do you think it would be if you were the only girl?
Stevie: "No girls could spend the night."
Neela: "Too hard to poop rainbows. Only girl power makes you poop rainbows."
Titus: "It makes me miss mommy so much."
Olive: *walks away*
What is the hardest part about being the youngest? Or what do you think it would be if you were?
Stevie: "I would have a big belly because everyone would give me all of their snacks."
Neela: "I want to be the youngest wolf in a wolf pack."
Titus: "Being called a baby."
Olive: *from across the room* "I'm not coming back over there."
Be Blessed and Be a Blessing,
Seth
Olive cracks me up!!!
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